ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
- Baby: p-p-p-p
- Dad: papa?
- Baby: Pete Wentz
- Dad: oh god it's an emo
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments
so did we ever stop kony
u can’t spell disappointment without men
you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
- me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
- me: no
people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse